When the followers stopped believing in Jesus... by MarkNelson035-21-02 The pope consults... Jesus, no one has been coming to church, they all celebrate your birthday, but only to get presents... Jesus aint dancin' fo' da white men anymo', that why no one celebratin foo Jesus cant get his word across Well Jesus we dont want you to dance for us, we only want to worship you and to become better people so we will go to heaven I said you peoples be celebratin cause i dont dance no mo', if i dance, then people will be celebratin fo me once mo' Dancin' Well atleast come to earth and dance, no one believes in you because your not around! Well den i guess i got to find my leathers, i be down in a while, tell peoples to be down in da street to see the best male dancer around
The tragedy of mikes driving... by MarkNelson035-22-02 Mikes car goes in the river 4 days after he gets his license... I see your Hatchback went into the Deerfield river Yeah well due to the ice, there was no way for me to avoid it It's Martin's fault Well being that we looked at your tire marks and did close examintation, we came to the conclusion that you were doing donuts I hit ice and my friend pulled the E-brake, it wasnt my fault, honest! Stay out of my way rivers! I think were going to let you off this time, all you need to do is pay for your high insurance bills from now on Well I've learned my lesson, i think all im going to do is make sure there are no rivers in my path from now on
When the farmer got horny by MarkNelson035-22-02 So, you ever have sex with a human? Well not in my recent years, but this one time... Well if you have before, then why not now? Well i do like nuts... Well wait...i dont have nuts... Then your out of the question
