Hey cowboy! Roy Rogers called, they want their mascot back! HaHaHaHa
How about I tie you up nice an' pretty like with this here lasso, seeing as how i'm a cowboy and all. You're in this alley alone, and i doubt anyone will ever find you.
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MOM!!
No use squealing now, piggy. I done already got my lasso ready.