All comics by Mascot

 

by Mascot
7-29-05
Eric Withrow makes a shocking announcement...
Kut is reviving RKW! Join me now and save yourself from the wrath of Kut. Look at the patriotism people!
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Oh noes!!! Kut is reviving RKW! Join me now and save yourself from the wrath of Kut.
Withrow is a homo and I can prove it! Just erm, give me some time to form a reason, erm, yeah.
And besides. How can he call me crazy? Just because I'm wearing a mask and make weird gargling noises doesn't mean I... I'll get my coat.

 

by Mascot
7-29-05
Spider Jerusalem enters Netbattle after a two-year hiatus...
Been such a long time, since I was here. Hi everyone, I'm Spider Jerusalem.
Are you Jewish?
Spider Jerusalem explains...
Actually no. I named myself after the main character in one of my favourite comics. check out [link] if you'd like to know more.
Okay.
Moments later...
Stupid nubs...
Are you Jewish?

 

by Mascot
7-29-05
Another (Rated) Battle is fought between nubs...
Go Lugia!
Go Kyogre!
As the battle draws to a close...
brb
ok
Two hours later...
You're not coming back, are you?

 

by Mascot
7-29-05
The originator and the fanboy.
I know, why don't we make pictures of pogeymanz holding iPods and call it iPokemon!
Wow! This is so cool, why didn't I think of it?
The designer and the useless fanboy.
Check my Salamence out. I made this in overly complicated method 559.
Someone PLZ make me a Sudowoodo PLZ!!!!
The outsider and the fad murderer.
Fads are gay.
Hi, I'm here to bury this fad by making a ytmnd about it.

 

by Mascot
7-29-05
Mason Hawk and Morris Johnson
I'm absolutely nothing like Matt Hardy. Just because i have long hair, go OHHHH YEAHHHH every now and again doesn't mean I... I'll get me coat.
I'm a demonic space assassin who has no remorse for all you worthless people. Yet everybody still thinks i'm gay. WHY?!
Christian Montiero and Fenix Nigma
Everybody else has more sex than me.
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo! I'm too hot for MTV! The Champ is here!
Johnny Vivacious and Mortiss Magnus
Johnny couldn't make it, because everybody associates him with me.
CRAWLLING IN MY SKKKKINNNN!!!!!! THESE WOUNNDDSSS THEY WILLLLL NOT HEAAALLLLL!!!!!

 

by Mascot
7-29-05
Jshadias enlightens a new woman on the finer points of Pokemon Battling...
Hi, I'm new to the Smogon server. Have you got any special clauses?
Well, if you use Quick Claw then you're a woman.
If you use Ubers, you're a woman. Soul Dew Lati@s makes you a woman.
Wait, there's more.
Later...
Double Team, woman. Focus Band, woman.
...wow...

 

by Mascot
7-30-05
I punched a retard in a wheelchair. Hard. In the face.
I miss my ex boyfriend more for the cuddling than for the sex.
i love porno like a fat kid loves cake.
I believe that everyone is born with the genetic makeup to either be gay or straight. Any who claims to be 'bi' just wants to have their cake and eat it to. Stop being so selfish!
My wife found in my google search history that I had been looking for transexual escorts. All the ones in my area were ugly though.
I want to get my testicles removed and if I do I'm never going to tell anyone. I refuse to live a life driven by sex.

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