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Mason Hawk and Morris Johnson
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| I'm absolutely nothing like Matt Hardy. Just because i have long hair, go OHHHH YEAHHHH every now and again doesn't mean I... I'll get me coat. | |
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| I'm a demonic space assassin who has no remorse for all you worthless people. Yet everybody still thinks i'm gay. WHY?! | |
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Christian Montiero and Fenix Nigma
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| Everybody else has more sex than me. | |
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| Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo! I'm too hot for MTV! The Champ is here! | |
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Johnny Vivacious and Mortiss Magnus
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| Johnny couldn't make it, because everybody associates him with me. | |
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| CRAWLLING IN MY SKKKKINNNN!!!!!! THESE WOUNNDDSSS THEY WILLLLL NOT HEAAALLLLL!!!!! | |
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