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by MasterDuncan03
4-28-02
say here that all the spam we get in our e-mail comes from one site called "EmailStimulator."
That sounds so wrong.
You don't know the half of it. Their slogan is "We always find your E-Spot."
Shit, I can't take this. That's just not cool. A SPAM network naming itself after a sexual action, I just can't take this. My brain has been soiled.
It also says that God has appeared to a Swedish Midget Elvis Impersonator and made him kill Bill Gates with a rusty letter opener.
Brain...Dirty...Must...Purge.

 

by MasterDuncan03
5-26-02
it says here that the first comic was completely unfunny
I tried to tell you that SPAM is not funny, but NNNOOOO!!! somebody said I should shut the hell up and stop smoking crack. WELL WHOSE ON CRACK NOW, MR. NOT FUNNY!!!???
Wow. They sent us a picture of a Canadian penny and said that our comic was more worthless than it.
WELLL???!!! ANSWER ME???!!! WHOSE ON CRACK NOW, MR. I CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAVE MY LIFE???!!!
Well, guess we better burn this letter and pretend that the whole first comic never happened. What do you think?
CRACK FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MasterDuncan03
2-20-03
Greetings. This is a transistion comic. A transistion from the shit comics that used to be done by MD03, and the better ones the should start.
....ack...it...hurts...can't...see
As can plainly be seen, MasterDuncan has been brutally beaten for his painfully unfunny comics, and humiliated justly.
God...why?...I...can't feel...my legs
Starting soon, something with less badness, and more funny (As soon as we get Duncan to a fuckin' hospital).
....The Bunnies....

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