Chumley Waltz

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: August 1, 2003

We find Jeff underwater with his good friend and pet Chumley The Chicken...
So Chumley, this girl I have feelings for just pulled the best friend line on me and it really sucks...
Can I even swim? Why are we down here?
As Jeffrey keeps rambling...
Yeah Chumley, it's one of the worst feelings in the world. I don't know though, what am I supposed to do?
What is Jeffrey talking about? How am I breathing?
Five minutes later...
Should I wait to she comes around or something? Jeeze... thanks Chumley for listening to me...
Yeah Jeffrey, I love sushi too...