Introduction In C Minor

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: August 1, 2003

A brief introduction...
Althought I was already in a scene, Jeffrey forgot to introduce me, I'm Chumley The Chicken, Jeffrey's pet.
He treats me real well, he feeds me doggy treats, and I don't have to use the bathroom because he bought me cat litter and a box.
I even get to sleep in a big 25 gallon aquarium with fake plants and rocks. I also eat steak! Like from a cow! He thinks of me highly...
Hey Chumley! Time for you to get neutered...