Why Your Girlfriend Slept With Your Father

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: September 5, 2003

I TOLD HIM, TIME AND TIME AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT!
Hey Maura, what's up?
Goddamnit Pete, you always do this. You piece of shit, good for nothing lump of human flesh! I thought you'd learn your lesson the first time!
Oh damn, she must of found the condom wrappers...
You always leave the toilet seat up...