Pigs Can Be Your Friend Too

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: September 28, 2003

Err... what did I do officer?
Well...
Was it because I was going 75 in a 45 mph zone? Or the red light I ran?
Not exactly...
Well then, what was it?
I was going to write you a small ticket for a crooked license plate, but now that you mention it, I might as well ring those up too.