CC213: When You Need Absinth The Most

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: October 1, 2003

Hey Match, welcome to Umfumdisi Burger biatch, where if you finish all your food, you'll need turbo lax.
Can I get one large fry, a ham sandwich on rye, hold off on any flies, don't leave a between-the-legs surprise, and alcohol that shuts my eyes.
How about some absinth?
I think I'll pass.
Somewhere...
Boy, I could use some absinth to liven up this bananna.