Real Life Situation, Well Almost

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: October 5, 2003

So that's a number 5, and hold the pickles right, for here or to go?
Well duh, it's for here.
I'm sorry sir, I'm required to ask that.
Well can't you see I drive a bike? Look at my helmet. You can't eat while you're on your bike. I'm just stating the obvious.
So what kind of bike is it? Huffy? Schwin?
Just give me my damn food.