The Hopeful Un-Romantic: Session #18

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: November 4, 2003

My girlfriend just broke up with me Jeffrey.
I'm sorry to hear.
I don't know what went wrong!
Is there anything I can do for you?
GOD! Someone just throw me in a river so I can drown!
Err... there isn't a river around here, how about we go to my house? I have a knife you can slit your wrists with.