FTC #8: Our Relative Relatives

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: November 12, 2003

Wow, this sure is a nice house!!!
I just got it!!!
What the hell did you do to get this???
Well.....
You're Abe Lincoln's great grandson thrice removed? You can't possibly expect me to believe that!
And you can't expect me to believe that you're Paul Bunyon's grandfather.