FTC #9: God's Gift To Women

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: November 16, 2003

God, are you there?
Go away kid, I'm resting. I've had a rough day.
But I have a very important question I need to ask of you.
Alright, what is it?
Do you want to go out on a date with me sometime?
Sure, if you don't mind going out with a guy that's over 2000 years old and has more holes than you.