For Dummies

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: November 30, 2003

Hey man, why the hell are you reading a book?
It's a very interesting book.
Actually, the cover looks pretty damn stupid to me. What's it about?
It's actually one of those For Dummies books.
What is it? "Cooking For Dummies?" "Shaving Pubic Hairs For Dummies?"
Actually, it's "How To Get Rid Of Fucking Annoying Friends For Dummies."