Maybe Next Time!

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: December 3, 2003

Yeah, I could see right through you!
*Grumble grumble*
Excuse me Ted, what was the fuss with that elderly woman earlier?
Sir, she tried buying cigarettes. But I knew she was under aged so I wouldn't sell it to her. Upholding the law sir!
Ted, that woman had to be at least 60. Couldn't you tell from her face or her rather slow walk with that cane?
I know that sir, but here's the thing. How could anybody be that old if they were trying to by diapers for themselves?