You're A Cancer!

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: January 17, 2004

*Ring ring*
Hello?
Hey, I've been trying to call you all day.
Oh yeah? Well... I've been busy. I can't be on the phone too long because you know cell phone usage causes brain cancer.
We've been using cell phones for so long, how come we haven't gotten brain cancer yet? Are you mad at me or something?
Fine, talking to you causes brain cancer.