You're A Porn Star!

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: January 17, 2004

*Ring ring*
Dammit... uhh, hello?
Okay, I know that you're mad at me, but why? And don't say that you aren't. I can always tell because you act all sarcastic.
Don't worry I'm not. I'm watching porn as we speak, and if you choose to hear me cum over the phone, then stay on.
There you go, acting sarcastic. God, can't you just talk to me for once?
Can't talk, about to cum.