An "F" For Effort

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: January 22, 2004

I got some bad grades on my report card. What am I going to do? Mom is going to flip out!
What grades did you receive?
A couple of "C's," and one "F."
Your report card further proves that I am the more intellectual son of the immediate family.
What did you say?
Ah... I must use vocabulary of your calibur. Kid, you're not the sharpest crayon in the toolbox.