You're A Dork!

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: February 2, 2004

Ring ring
Thanks for NOT calling me over the weekend. I can tell you really care.
I did call! You just never pick up your phone, you dork!
Did you just call me a whale penis?
No, I called you a dork.
Calling me a whale penis shows that you care a lot about me. THANKS!
I do care! And I didn't call you a whale penis, I called you a dork!