Sport Fan

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: February 15, 2004

Doing anything today?
I'm going to play golf with a few of my buddies.
Golf? What's with you and golf? It's boring to watch, and I bet it's boring to play.
GOLF, is a great game. It's not boring, and it's very exciting.
If golf is so "exciting," then why do the fans get held back by a piece of string?
It's not a string, it's a very sturdy piece of rope.