The Suicide File (2)

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: March 15, 2004

Hello, you have reached The Suicide File Hotline, how are you going to die today?
I just got a damn virus on my computer! My computer won't even turn on! MY COMPUTER IS MY LIFE!
Whoah, whoah... your computer is your life?
YES, YES! I HAVE NO NEED TO LIVE ANYMORE!!!
Don't do it. There is life after the computer.
NO! I'M DOWNLOADING THE TROJAN VIRUS INTO MY BODY AS WE SPEAK!