The Suicide File (4)

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: March 20, 2004

Hello, you have reached The Suicide File Hotline, how are you going to die today?
I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I feel like I have nothing else to live for.
You have everything to live for. There's plenty of men to choose from. Just wait, and another guy will sweep you off your feet.
*Sniff* I hate waiting. *Sniff* I feel so alone. Hey, you sound cute. What are you doing later today?
Anything, as long as it's far away from you. I get scared of overly-dependant suicidal chicks.
*click*