It's Been Awhile Eh?

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: April 25, 2004

She's supposed to be ugly.
Dude, I just got that girl's number. Did you see that? Oh man, that girl is so hot.
Err... are you kidding me? The girl had pimples all over her face, her nose is crooked, her hair looked ugly, and she's fatter than your Mom.
So... so! I'd still do her.
Let's find you a prostitute.