Request For Backup

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: May 3, 2004

Father, I have sinned.
Tell me your sins, and I will give you proper penance.
Well, in the past week alone, I've had sex with nine different women.
My child, a Hail Mary for each girl you have had relations with.
Err... one of the girls was your daughter, Father.
Bobby! We got one hell of a sinner! Draw up the holy water bath!