Bagel Outtakes (2B)

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: July 26, 2004

Can I help you with something ma'am?
Excuse me, sir.
Yes?
Can't you tell I'm a man? Does it look like I have tits?
Well, kind of. Either you have tits, or you just stuffed a bunch of bagels under your shirt to steal.
My, look at the time.