I Have Balls

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: October 31, 2004

Honey, are you ready to watch The Grudge and Saw today?
Yes, I am!
You're lucky you have a boyfriend that will hold you and console you at the scary parts of the movie.
That's true. You're even luckier you have a girlfriend that has an extra pair of boxers in her bag just in case you wet your pants at the scary parts of the movie.
Awww, I love you.