My Last Licks- 3

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: November 29, 2004

How may I help you sir?
Can I just have one blueberry bagel in a bag?
Sir, do you realize that you waited in line for almost twenty-five minutes just for one bagel?
Yes, I do.
Don't you have a life? Like life outside of this bagel place?
Life? What life?