My Last Licks- 5

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: December 8, 2004

How are the customers out there?
Man, I just saw the ugliest CUSTOMER ever in my history of working here.
Oh?
Yeah. She had a huge ass, bird nest hair, uneven lips, and one of her eyes were saggy and lazy. She was wearing this ugly blue sweater too.
Blue sweater? Hey wait, that was my mom you're talking about!
Sorry, I saw the ugliest MOTHER ever in my history of working here.