Apply Yourself

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: September 28, 2006

So I went out with this girl a couple of days ago.
Sweet. What is she like?
Her personality is awesome, pretty smile, great curves, and a cute laugh to boot. But there's one problem, she's a drama major.
Whoah, whoah. There's nothing wrong with that! What college does she go to?
University of PMSing Bitches.
I hear that's a hard college to get into.