Camel Toe

Author: Matchbook_Romance

Date: December 11, 2006

Whenever I come over, you're always playing with your dolls.
They aren't dolls, they're action figues.
Well, how about you go out and meet women instead of playing with your damn action figures?
My action figures treat me better than women do.
How so?
My action figures never say no when I want to douse them in camel fat and probe them with my copper rod.