All comics by Matchy

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by Matchy
9-05-01
Spinner takes advice from the Lord of Darkness: Zeus
How can I make PA great this round my darling?
Let me design the site?, give out free butt plugs with sign up?, cut out your eyes?
I've got it! Make people pay! also, do you liek my ghey pants?
What a great idea. Clearleh PA will 0wn this round with half the members gone... may I come on your pants?
1 month Later.......
How did our plan fail?
No idea! do you like my ghey T-shirt?

 

by Matchy
9-05-01
Martin plays.......
I like Backstreet Boys!
Yeah, whatever
I like Destiny's Child
Yeah, whatever
Nice one.....
I like Craig David
Fuck off!

 

by Matchy
9-05-01
Hmmmm.... Is there anyone gayer than me?
A pink Donkey appears.......
I am clearly tremendously gay
Oh bugger
May I fuck you?
Sure

 

by Matchy
9-06-01
Eminem meets with the head of the American Music Censorship Comittee............
Yo F**cker, why do you constantly f**king censor every mother f**king thing I do you *ss-sucking c**k f**ker
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I f**king tell it like it is d*ck-rammer. This is f**king real life, we cant f**king censor real life, so dont f**king censor me. I'm f**king outta here you c*nt-lapper.
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Fucker

 

by Matchy
9-06-01
Chris, you're dead, and you're in a trippy world created by your own imagination and paint. There's an illusion of your soulmate, run you fat fuck!
Wooooooo!!!
Oh fuck, my wife's dead and in hell, will you help me find her?!?
Sure....... but there will be many plot complexities along the way......
Hey I'm your son, the chinese girl is your daughter and the guy who looks lieka corpse is your old doctor...And you've just awoken from a coma after saving your wife with the lamest speech ever given!
Fuck it, I'm going for a wank!

 

by Matchy
9-06-01
Dude, why are you in a bin?
But am i really IN the bin? Perhaps we look at the fact that the bin being a physical entity in itself is consequently AROUND me!
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Dude, why are you in a bin?
I'm bored

 

by Matchy
9-06-01
Hey small girl..... I'm masturbating
So?
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Smell my hand!

 

by Matchy
9-06-01
hmmmmm, how do you change characters or put a new background on?
no idea!
How do you put text into dialog boxes? I feel a climactic finish coming on.....
No idea........
Bugger!

 

by Matchy
9-07-01
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I have stools

 

by Matchy
9-07-01
Oh my god!!, My long lost twin?!?! It's like looking into a mirror
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I'm looking into a mirror aren't I?

 

by Matchy
9-07-01
Hey, who are you?
I'm Tyler Durden
No I'm Tyler Durden
What?
I'm Tyler Durden
No, I am

 

by Matchy
9-08-01
Matchy thinks he's found love at long last......
Oh My God, I like the sound of this girl!
sexy, sophisticated, slim blond seeks good looking guy for good times and possibly more......
mmmmm....... yeah, thats it..... oh baby......... mmmmmmm....... beat me........yeeeah
Lets meet next week....
One week later!
What the fuck is that?
mmm yeah baby, come to mama!

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