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by Mattcraze
6-18-03
The Terror of Jinjo_Eagle Part I: The Meeting
Yar! I be goin' to the BK chat!
*Mattcraze has joined #banjo_kazooie
Yo ho ho, chat citizens!
Hey, Mattcraze. I'll be returning to my usual AFK status now.
*Yumblie is AFK
When are you NOT AFK?
...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
Inside the chat...
Kinda slow tonight, isn't it?
*Jinjo_Eagle has joined #banjo-kazooie
Yar, greetings!
*Mattcraze was kicked by Jinjo_Eagle
Eee hee hee hee!

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
Outside the chat...
What was that all about?
*Mattcraze has joined #banjo-kazooie
Hey! Why'd you-
*Mattcraze was kicked by Jinjo_Eagle

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*Mattcraze has joined #banjo-kazooie
Seriously, why'd you kick me? Twice?
I'm in a bad mood.
So? It doesn't mean you can just randomly kick people!
...
You're gonna kick me again, aren't you...?
You better believe it, sunshine.

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*Mattcraze was kicked by Jinjo_Eagle
*Mattcraze has joined #banjo-kazooie
Now listen here, you-
*Mattcraze was kicked by Jinjo_Eagle
This is too easy...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*Mattcraze has joined #banjo-kazooie
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3, 2, 1...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*Mattcraze was kicked by Jinjo_Eagle
That's it! I don't have to take this anymore! Time to go back in and show her who's bo-
*Your ISP has been banned from this room
Well, that's just dandy...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*Your ISP has been banned from this room
She can't do this to me!
*Your ISP is still banned from this room
I'm a regular!
*Mattcraze is a stupid doody dumb face, and is still banned from this room
Ooooh... She's just BEGGING for it now...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
Okay, FINE! I don't NEED your stupid chat! I'll just go make my own... THING!
Exactly 28.8 seconds later...
YOU LET ME IN THIS INSTANT! YOU HEAR ME!? JUST YOU WAIT 'TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
Very well... Have it YOUR way... I can wait this out...
Yup... Just gonna stand here...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
One week and a day later...
ZZZ...
Muh... Huh?
Dude, J_E lifted the ban, like, a week ago.
I don't know whether to jump for joy or burst into tears...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*TLONMASTER and Mattcraze have joined #banjo-kazooie
So... What went on while I was away?
Oh, nothing much, really.
What?
Is Bhlaab wearing a lamp shade on his head?
Hey look! There's still some cheese-dip left! I GOT DIBS!

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
So, you guys had a party while I was banned, huh?
I would have invited you, but you were... well... banned.
Although, seriously, you didn't miss much. Besides, Bhlaab running naked for three hours wasn't exactly the best sight in the world...
That's fantastic. J_E is still going to die. Slowly and painfully.
Whatever. I'm gonna go grab my pornos before they get stolen. Again.

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
Meanwhile... In the dark, foreboding Castle Schroe...
MWAHAHA! With this stolen device, I can teleport anywhere I wish!
I believe it's time to pay a visit to the BK Chat... Now... With just a press of this button...
AAAAAAAAUGH!!!

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
Ow... Wrong button...
I meant to hit THIS button...

 

by Mattcraze
6-18-03
*Kablooie has joined #banjo-kazooie
Yar, Greetings!
*Mattcraze was kicked by Kablooie

 

by Mattcraze
6-19-03
I am QUEEN of the CHAT!
Oh great, it's Schroe...
Kiss my feet in reverence!
I'd rather not...
Do it, or I'll ban your ass so fast, you won't know what hit you!
Must.. use brainwaves... to destroy... Schroe...

 

by Mattcraze
6-19-03
If you do not do as I ask within ten seconds, I will be forced to-
HEY! Look behind you!
Huh?
Why do I keep falling for that?

 

by Mattcraze
6-19-03
Meanwhile...
Oh, they are SO dead... I'm going to crush and smash and stomp and-
Uh...
How long have you been standing there?
I was about to ask you the same question...

 

by Mattcraze
6-19-03
Just let me brood in peace...
Sounds like a plan. I'm going in now...
That was quick

 

by Mattcraze
6-19-03
*Kyle9999 has been banned from this room
Outta my way!
Aw, poop.
Hey, watch it!
I'm gonna find out what's going on in this nuthouse!
Okay... I'll just wait out here then... I guess...

 

by Mattcraze
6-19-03
*Mattcraze has joined #banjo-kazooie
...
Let me guess... Schroe squelched you, right?

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