Matthew's Dream

Author: MatthewEastaugh

Date: March 18, 2001

by MatthewEastaugh
3-18-01
Sometimes, Matthew dreams of being at work in Roys...
Hi there, can I help you?
Hi, can I have a price check on this thing please?
No. You can't. Do it your blooming self. I hate you, and you have a stupid beard. And you smell of wee.
PARDON??
Nothing. I'm dreaming. I didn't really say that to a loyal customer such as yourself.
Ah, that's okay then.