Jokes from the Apocalypse - #2

Author: MatthewEastaugh

Date: March 18, 2001

by MatthewEastaugh
3-18-01
Joke number two - a classic!
My turn! Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!! HA!
Oh, shut up. Couldn't you at least have pretended to not know?
Sorry. Should you tell the chicken or should I?
And so he had to break the bad news to the chicken..
And so I went and ruined the joke, and hence didn't need an illustration. I'm really sorry.
Don't worry, I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just go. And we had the ambulances on standby too... sigh.