#53 - Saving Private Alan

Author: MatthewEastaugh

Date: April 9, 2001

by MatthewEastaugh
4-09-01
With apologies to Steven Spielberg. And Keef.
We are looking for Private Alan.
I am him.
Your brother is seriously injured...
NOO!
Wanna go help win the war with us?
Well, it was only Keef I spose. Okay then...