Well, I think she's great anyway!

Author: MatthewEastaugh

Date: August 8, 2001

by MatthewEastaugh
8-08-01
This is what happens when you lose a bet....
Yes, you do have to do this. Now get on with it, Duck! Or else.
Sigh. Oh, okay then. Ladies and gentlemen, you asked for it, so heeeeeerre's MARTHA...
Erm.. hi. I'm Martha. I like dogs, and people (particularly Matthew) say I'm really nice and kind and stuff. Bless em. I like dogs, and...
Argh! Okay, that wasn't very nice...