Cold calling - it never works...

Author: MatthewEastaugh

Date: October 4, 2001

by MatthewEastaugh
10-04-01
*DING DONG!* Erm.. who is it?
Come and see!
Erm.. hi. Who are you?
Hi, I'm Matthew. I know you've just arrived at the UEA and all.. and it can get a bit lonely.. fancy being my friend?
*SLAM* Bob, there's a strange guy at the door..
...erm.. right. Best be off...