Randomfactory - Two Women Scorned are worth one in the Chest

Author: Matthias

Date: May 3, 2001

by Matthias
5-03-01
Now, when you check your hotmail...
Hi! You know those "real asian girls" you keep getting emailed about?
The ones with the wettest... and the biggest... and the ones who are just horny for YOU?
I sincerely hope that you feel...
That's us!!!
Yes!!! We exist only for your pleasure, spending our lives in poses sure to cause curvature of the spine in later life...
The pure sadness you have caused these people.
...AND we send all our emails personally to only the people we find REALLY hot...
But you've been so impolite not returning our mails, we've subscribed you to every penis enlargement mailing list on the net! Enjoy!