Chicken Scratch - The 'JOKE'

Author: Max_Nuclear

Date: June 29, 2003

by Max_Nuclear
6-29-03
Alright, let's get the obligatory 'Chicken joke' out of the way...
Hey Clod, why did the chicken cross the road?
To get his psychotic axe-murder friend to hack up the lame jokster!
...Nooo, That's not right.
Actually, that IS the correct answer.
Oh well, there's you're obligatory violence for today, now on to more intellectual humor...
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
How many paramedics do you need to scrap a clown's guts into a bucket? Ask the Col. Sanders.