CHICKEN SCRATCH: Grey is a patriotic color

Author: Max_Nuclear

Date: July 4, 2003

by Max_Nuclear
7-04-03
Hey there Zardoz, How are you enjoying this Earth holiday?
Well, it's illegal to set off firecrackers, so I thought I'd celebrate the 4th by vaporizing people!
NO! NO! SPARE ME!
ZZZZAAAAAAAPPPP!!!
AAAAARRRGGGHH!!!
I guess customs are diffrent wherever you go!
Hmmm. That gets boring fast!
Wait! I'm not dead yet! I'm in horrible, unpatriotic agony!