Apocalypse comes to St. Louis: Part One

Author: Maxs_Aprentice

Date: January 11, 2005

by Maxs_Aprentice
1-11-05
In, Iraq today all rebels have surrendered after intense fighting... We have braking news! Just 20 minutes ago air carft where spotted off our coast...
I am comig to you live from the war zone, we once called St. Louis... Hello, General what precautions are you taking?
Um... right now I am getting a sandwich... But we are tring our best to push back these invaders...
And so it begins...
Is this all, thats left? Are we all... doomed?
There's a Wal-Mart over there...