Co-worker of DOOM

Author: MaynardsDick

Date: June 30, 2003

by MaynardsDick
6-30-03
You know, man...I really fucking hate it when people discriminate against peoples' religion. Especially mine. I'm a pagan.
Lemme guess......you play with those damn MAGIC cards and live via RPG's...
Dude, try and comprehend: It is not a ROLE that we PLAY...it is an essence of BEING that we inhabit, that we breathe life into. You just don't understand. I mean, I can CONTROL things with my powers..
Right...that's why you work for 12 hours a day at a tech-support company. Because of your stupifying powers.
....uhhh.......YEAH!
That's it. I'm starting my own god damn religion. Timothy Leary, here I come.