All comics by McBenneth

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
That guy seem's angry...
I AM THE OVER-KILLER MOUSE_NIGHTSHIRT!!! I AM YOUR MASTER
Uhm...why do you think that?, i could just snipe your azz off...what are you gonna do bout it'?
MWAHAHAHA FEEL MY WRATH!
When will i learn not to upset a commander...
Crap...

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
My dear soldiers, as you embark on this journey, remember that no matter what happens...you'll aways have a coffin waiting for you....
I wonder...should i bail this mission...if he keeps on saying things like that...i might!
You see, back when i was your age i used to dance around naked on a beach after mating with one of the native goats....sometimes it was a painfull afaire and sometimes i wished that i was in that.....

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
If we get out of this problem, im gonna give you a lot of presents *grins*
Woof
What's going on?!?
Woof
So i died eh'...well, what happend, there was no bomb?
WOOF* (*WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT IM A DUMB MUT YOU FREKKING MORON!!!)

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
Chin zu twa la?
Naja ca cala de dongo..
...
...
What the hell did you just say?
excactly

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
Commander, are you sure this is the right place, i dont see any houses...
Of course i am, see right behind you...
Who are you?
I am your god
Aint it usually the other way around?
Ya, but your too late...the two legged goat that fell from the sky a few minutes ago was approved as our new god..so, sorry...that'll be 2,50$

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
Why did i have to annoy the commander, WHY....
It's not bad, come over here sweety
ARGH!!! NO NOO NOOOOO
Your better than the last one...
Are you allright McBenneth?
I better stop eating those nuts...

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
Do you think there's life on earth?
I doubt it...you see, earth has something called high gravity...we would get crushed down there, and if we cant be there, noone can
One day, when the power of diesel comes to our race, we will build a spaceship and fly to earth...if we get crushed...well...what a ride!
TO BE CONTINUED

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
5 years passes and the lone alien soon gains the ship he was waiting for
Commander, we're closing in on the planet
Excellent, soon we will se how bad earth is...
To be continued

 

by McBenneth
9-13-02
BOOM
Where....where are we?
Outside of the simulator...as i excpetet, bunny's dont make good pilots, you scored a 0,3 out of 10...
THE
END

 

by McBenneth
9-14-02
Jesus, the true story
I wonder if he's in pain...
AW FUCK SHIT CRAP, THE PAIN..:IM GOING TO HELL!!!:..ARGH...TIMMY!
When will you die?
HOLY CRAP!!! CANT YOU SEE IM BLEEDING TO DEAHT!!! YOU DUMB FUCK YOUR GONNA BURN IN HELL!!! SHIT CRAP THE PAIN!!! ARGH!!!
Just as i startet to feel pity for him...
ARGH THE PAIN!!! BRING ME DOWN AND ILL MAKE YOU GOD!!! HELP ME!!! ARGH YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

 

by McBenneth
9-15-02
SO, how was the GM today?
It sucked azz...WHY THE HELL DID ONLY THE PVT's DIE!
But..wasent it good at all?
as i said...WHY DID WE DIE...IT's almost rasicm..
But why does it have to be this way...whyyyy!!!

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