Robert Plant: Space Invader PT.1

Author: MegaProto

Date: August 25, 2005

by MegaProto
8-25-05
Tonight on the Mentally Unstable show...
Our guest for today: Robert Plant
Hello, pathetic flesh sacks. I am Robert Plant. I have come from the other side of the galaxy to feed on the people of your planet.
... You're not Robert Plant...
You didn't check to see which one I was. I am Robert Plant, just not the famous one that you pathetic flesh sacks know.
Well piss in my eyes and call me the anitchrist.
May we get on with this? I have several human children on the stove and I do not wish for their soft, fleshy skin to burn.