Freedom Fries

Author: Melbatoast

Date: March 5, 2003

by Melbatoast
3-05-03
French CNN TalkBack
Dese bourgeous American capitalitz wit dere packages. Eh. Freedom is not for to come at zee price of zee war.
If eet wuhrr not for uss...zey would have no wine, no? And zey could forget about Evian. Let zem go to Japan for Hello Kitty imports. We don't care. Boycotts are for stupid american heads
Uh....but eef, say, we were to fall under fire, zey would help us, no? Oui? Yes, in dat case Vive L'American!!