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| Mom, you told me I was conceived at a party you went with dad. | |
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| Why yes, son. it was the annual encyclopedia salesman rendevous of 1986. | |
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| But Dad's white. So how come I'm black, have red hair and chinese eyes? | |
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| Son, with all the stuff that happened at that party, count yourself lucky you're not barking. | |
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