Its the Unreal Thing - Famous Discworld Quotes

Author: Melkor

Date: March 26, 2004

by Melkor
3-26-04
Meet Dydactylos the Philosopher, the most proeminent of all unknow philosophers.
The reason he is a unknown philosopher is because he didnt exactly get along with all the other philosophers.
Eureka!
Going to have a bath then?
His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans -- and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase.
You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink.