SomethingAwfull's education with Richard Attenborough

Author: Melkor

Date: April 2, 2004

by Melkor
4-02-04
Today we will learn more about that fantastic creature that is...The Blind Cave Frog.
*Ribbit*ribbit*THUMP*
Oi! watch where you're hopping!
Blind Cave Frog - They evolved blindness as a protective mechanism to ensure continuation of the species as cave frogs are made violently ill by the sight of other cave frogs
Well, hello there sweet...oh God you're ugly as sin!!! *throws up*
The males are red and the females are green, but, of course, blind caves frogs do not know this.
You smell reeeeeeeeeeally good!
*ribbit*