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Author: Melkor

Date: March 8, 2005

by Melkor
3-08-05
Hello and Welcome to the final round of Survivor: Midget's island!
Our first finalist: A Scotsmen dwarf with tourette's syndrome.
Ach! Watchya tooking aboot ya great southern pansy! I dont have Tourette's! Pass me the fooking haggis, ya festering tit!
And our second finalist: a conservative midget.
Stop midget on Midget Crime! there are no small crimes, only small criminals.
ah, shut yer gap, ya prancing fairie!